Fron Jon-What is a Metro Jethro? If you were born and raised in a small town, but now either live or work in a big city. That's a Metro Jethro. We take the good parts of small town life and apply them or adapt them to big city life. For example, I drink martini's made with moonshine. They're delicious. We're not stupid rednecks, but some of our best friends are. We have an education. We're well-read necks! Not so much blue collar as blue scholar. We have manners, it's a type of etiquette I call red-netiquette. I use chopsticks to eat sushi, but if I drop it more than twice I'm using my fingers.