Young Jono (Hyland Kavalee) has sex with a restaurant meat slicer, leading to an inevitable and quite sensitive accident. A snooty professor sues the restaurant and Jono restores his manhood after receiving a transplant from a porn star who drops dead filming a scene.
Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again.