Hard-On Wheels is a long-lost Los Angeles rape and revent opera featuring a cast of hard-riding hipsters right off of the Sunset Strip. Cycle Sluts emphasizes sex much more than violence and even contains a strong strain of improvised humor. A couple of shake-sipping chippies are picked up at a roadside burger joint by a pair of girl-hungry hog jockeys. Melissa's Inside Straight - substitute gambling and group sex for grease monkeys and gore. The only film in the triple bill to actually contain cast and crew credits - always a benchmark of quality porn.